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The Five Billion Dollar Mormon City Creek Mall Song
by anonofthis Apr 2012 [note: City Creek Mall cost was approximately $2 billion, $5 billion includes related development in SLC,]
Sing to When upon life's Billows...
When upon life's billows and you need to shop
When you are discouraged at the parking lots
Come to CITY CREEEEK,..... each and everyone
And it will surprise you what God's corp-or-ation's done
Cleaning the Mormon building, no longer volunteer!
by girlincognito Apr 2012
...because now, whether you like it or attend church or not, you will be *assigned* your cleaning time! Cause I wouldn't want to do anything else with my family at 8am on a Saturday, like I don't know, sleep.... and make sure you bring your own vacuum, too!
Why? Do mormons act like an ex mormon knows nothing about the teachings of the church?
by Mia Apr 2012
They act like you suddenly have no information or knowledge of the church once you decide t leave it.
Husband and I both went from teaching adult classes and attending the temple to being inactive within a week. Now there are members who talk to us like we know nothing about the church. The truth is, we are more knowledgeable than they are.
Any advice before I tell my wife I no longer believe in the church
by cantsayyet Apr 2012
I recently realized that mormonism is not true. I've decided to tell my wife, so if anyone has advice before I do it would be appreciated. By tell her, I mean pull up the list of Joseph Smith's wives on FamilySearch with some details about the circumstances of a few of them. Ideally, I would be able to convince her with this, but she is very rooted in mormonism, so I've come to terms that she might continue to believe.
"Mormons get their own planet"
"Then will they become Gods...they will never cease to increase and to multiply, worlds without end. When they receive their crowns, their dominions, they then will be prepared to frame earths like unto ours and to people them in the same manner as we have been brought forth by our parents, by our Father and God” Brigham Young, Journal of Discourses 17:143
My mission president, under direction from Salt Lake, told us we needed to convert more men.
by forbiddencokedrinker Apr 2012
Actually, what he said was that we needed to concentrate more on finding more golden converts, which he described as those would be strong priesthood leaders. This was back in 1997, and the church was noticing that its teenage elders were really good at converting girls, welfare recipients, and crazy people, but not so good at finding future bishops.
Mormon.org Easter Campaign - they sent me an email
by exmollymo Apr 2012
Mormon Church Easter Advertising Campaign - April 6-8, 2012 The amount of deception on their part infuriates me!
"OK, we know you don't believe, but PLEASE don't share your beliefs with your children" new
by Tauna Apr 2012
It's been a couple years since I came out as an unbeliever. 'Don't tell your kids' was almost the first thing I was told when I discussed my disbelief to family, church members, church leaders, etc. This was a huge red flag as I've always been told to be honest with my children.
"Not Sufficiently Converted" - Ouch!
by Changed Man Apr 2012
I was subjected to listening to Conference at home last weekend, and in the Saturday morning session, Donald L. Hallstrom of the Presidency of the Seventy stood up and spoke about being converted to the gospel. It was the normal fluff and crap, but I bristled when he said:
"We often wonder: How can someone be fully active in the Church as a youth and then not be when they are older?
Mormon friend told me "I'm under influence of Satan" because I told her I no longer believe...
by mothermayeye Apr 2012
She emailed asked me where I was going to watch conference, I told her I wouldn't be watching it. She, of course, asked why (assuming I normally watched it which I don't lol) and I told her because I have recently learned some interesting thing about TSCC [this so called church] and I know it isn't true.