Life as a Mormon

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The Most Offensive Testimony...

by tensolator Dec 2011

What is the most offensive testimony you have ever heard?

Personally, it had to be the woman, who's son was killed motocross racing on Sunday.

Why do you think you never really fit in with Mormonism?

by Itzpapalotl dec 2011

Like Mia said in RJ's thread, Mormonism wants to homogenize it's members. Obviously, that doesn't work. We are people with individual thoughts, ideas and feelings.

Funniest thing heard in testimony meeting

by almostgone

"I know that this is the church of jesus christ of latter day saints." And it was the a member of the bishopric... TOO funny.

I actually laughed out loud and my spouse was not happy about that.

What are some of the funny things that you've heard in testimony meeting?

The Motrix
Re: Funniest thing heard in testimony meeting

Name any other religious org that presses for baptism ASAP like Moism does?

serena

I can't think of a one. Do even the JW's do that? Got to hurry up and put the leash and collar on, then apply the thumb screws. "Yes please, sir, turn it tighter!"

bona dea
Re: Name any other religious org that presses for baptism ASAP like Moism does?

The Mormon Badge of Honor

omen

My vote...ignorance.

I've met so many that pride themselves on the ability to look the other way when evidence contrary to their position is presented